I need an excuse to skip work tomorrow. As you know, I start my new job on the 5th of July and I'm just here so that I don't have any time off of work. The weather loks like it is going to be great and my wife works half days on Fridays. So tomorrow would be a great day to take off, hang out in the pool, etc.
I have already used:
1.) The homo convention is in town and I have to go to see my people
2.) I ate some bad fish last night and I am really sick today
3.) I am meeting with a potential client (I used that one this Monday.

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I can't use any car excuses because he has seen the Cobra and he knows the 5th is pretty reliable. He also knows that I am only a few miles away.
Any ideas?