I need an excuse...

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 12:18 PM

I need an excuse to skip work tomorrow. As you know, I start my new job on the 5th of July and I'm just here so that I don't have any time off of work. The weather loks like it is going to be great and my wife works half days on Fridays. So tomorrow would be a great day to take off, hang out in the pool, etc.

I have already used:

1.) The homo convention is in town and I have to go to see my people
2.) I ate some bad fish last night and I am really sick today
3.) I am meeting with a potential client (I used that one this Monday.

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I can't use any car excuses because he has seen the Cobra and he knows the 5th is pretty reliable. He also knows that I am only a few miles away.

Any ideas?

Racingqtrsstang · 06-23-2005, 12:21 PM

Tell him you accidentally drank some ex lax and you got the shits real bad....soo bad that you can't get off the toilet for more than a minute.

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Racingqtrsstang

Tell him you accidentally drank some ex lax and you got the shits real bad....soo bad that you can't get off the toilet for more than a minute.

"Hey Boss, bad news. I am sitting on the shitter right now and have been for the last couple of hours. I'm pissing out of my ass right now and I don't see any relief in sight. I'll see you Monday...maybe!"

88lxbrian · 06-23-2005, 12:25 PM

There is no excuse for you

Just kidding around.

**BigWheelinBubba** · 06-23-2005, 12:42 PM

Just call in well "I feel too good to come to work today"... the boss will appreciate your honesty

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWheelinBubba

Just call in well "I feel too good to come to work today"... the boss will appreciate your honesty

HAHAHAHA Right, I mean, I'm only here another week.

Strtracer · 06-23-2005, 01:12 PM

Call in Dead or

Tell them its that time of the month, thats believable for you.

montemadness04 · 06-23-2005, 01:12 PM

tell him ur mom is sick!! or tell him u got food poisoning from __________ (fill in the blank)

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 01:12 PM

I think I have a good one...

"I can't come in tomorrow because we have no one to watch our daughter. My wife's grandparents (who usually take care of our daughter) are going out of town tonight, and my wife can't take the day off because one of her colleagues took the day off to go to JobbieNooner."

I'll either be sending that email before I leave tonight or later this evening.

I can see it now, relaxin in the pool with a mixed drink and getting a tan. FUCKIN RIGHT, DOGGIE!!

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 01:14 PM

Hey, Mike. I am going to throw one of my dirty tampons in your car!!!

Andrea, I already used the "food poisoning" excuse a week or two ago when I had to go interview for my new job. I said that I ate some bad sushi or tuna (I forgot which I used) the night before.

**BigWheelinBubba** · 06-23-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazzy_Al

Hey, Mike. I am going to throw one of my dirty tampons in your car!!!

Andrea, I already used the "food poisoning" excuse a week or two ago when I had to go interview for my new job. I said that I ate some bad sushi or tuna (I forgot which I used) the night before.

Eeew..bad tuna

Crazzy_Al · 06-23-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWheelinBubba

Eeew..bad tuna

Not that kind of tuna...fuckin sicko.

I'm talking "Chicken of the Sea" type shit.

**BigWheelinBubba** · 06-23-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazzy_Al

Not that kind of tuna...fuckin sicko.

I'm talking "Chicken of the Sea" type shit.

Keep telling yourself that... might wanna pick up a bottle of doushe on your way home

Strtracer · 06-23-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazzy_Al

I think I have a good one...

"I can't come in tomorrow because we have no one to watch our daughter. My wife's grandparents (who usually take care of our daughter) are going out of town tonight, and my wife can't take the day off because one of her colleagues took the day off to go to JobbieNooner."

I'll either be sending that email before I leave tonight or later this evening.

I can see it now, relaxin in the pool with a mixed drink and getting a tan. FUCKIN RIGHT, DOGGIE!!

Caution, Jobbienooner might not be a good excuse, the island has been leased to someone and fenced off, I dont know if they have chosen an alternative site.

Strtracer · 06-23-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWheelinBubba

Eeew..bad tuna

What do you know about tuna, you dont like fish.