People in Michigan
 

( And yes, I found this on another site - MM :D )


+70F (21C) and above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

+60F (16C)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens

+50F (10C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

+40F (4C)
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan, drive with the windows down.

+32F (0C)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

+20F (-7C)
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

+10F (-12C)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0F (-18C)
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

-20F (-29C)
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

-40F (-40C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

-60F (-51C)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80F (-62C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

-100F (-73C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297F (-183C)
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460F (-273C)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500F (-296C)
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl

HAHAHAHAHAHA! BADASS!!! So true. :lol:

Especially that last one! :lol:

Hell will freeze over, and the Lions will lose in the last 2 minutes of the Super Bowl.