Day 3- Slim quick, the WOMEN only fat burner.

[orangejuiced86]

I woke up this morning and had to pee, instantly. This is not really that unnormal, but I found myself wanting to sit down. I took a bath instead of a shower, and added some soothing bubbles just so I could start my day off in the right mood. I spent a good part of the morning looking for some candles but could not find any. This caused me to break down and start crying. I dont know what I was upset about but I just could not stop crying. My wife tried to talk to me and help but she failed to realize that I was not looking for an answer I was just needing someone to talk to. Dont they get it, they dont have to have all of the damn answers sometimes i just need someone to talk to.

So all in all. I dont really notice too many things changing.


My nipples are sore...

[Crazzy_Al]

I'm sitting at my desk just whaling away in laughter!!! :lol: :rofl:

[xclusive]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/bigcurt84/smiley.gif now that im laughing myself to sleep.....

[LITTLEMAGS]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[dmkx3]

do you feel the urge to start naggin' yet?:D

[orangejuiced86]

I woke up this morning again having to pee. I sat down again not even thinking twice but I noticed when I was finished I went to wipe(thats never happened before). Not only was there little to no TP, but whoever put it on put it on backwards. Some people cant even do one thing right. I took a shower instead of a bath do to a film that was on the bathtub and I just cant get past that to lay down in it.

I do have to mention what happened to me at work. I have been working out and dieting for the last year. I am making progress and I m starting to notice that the women are looking at me. Hello. I dont appreciate when they stare at me and watch me walk by. Just becasue I wear tight pants doesnt mean you have permission to eye fuck me everytime I walk by. I did this for me, not for you to stare at. I swear all of these women are pigs.........

[LITTLEMAGS]

I woke up this morning again having to pee. I sat down again not even thinking twice but I noticed when I was finished I went to wipe(thats never happened before). Not only was there little to no TP, but whoever put it on put it on backwards. Some people cant even do one thing right. I took a shower instead of a bath do to a film that was on the bathtub and I just cant get past that to lay down in it.

I do have to mention what happened to me at work. I have been working out and dieting for the last year. I am making progress and I m starting to notice that the women are looking at me. Hello. I dont appreciate when they stare at me and watch me walk by. Just becasue I wear tight pants doesnt mean you have permission to eye fuck me everytime I walk by. I did this for me, not for you to stare at. I swear all of these women are pigs.........
classic!

[Crazzy_Al]

I am crying!! :lol:

[dmkx3]

is your wife writin' this stuff, cause if i didn't know any better........:crazy:

[QWKSLVR]

Too funny!!!:lol: You missed your calling as a writer!!

[Fryguy302]

HAHAHAHHAHAAhA....this is the first time I saw this thread LOL you're killing me!

[orangejuiced86]

Too funny!!!:lol: You missed your calling as a writer!!


Ive been writing short stories since I was in high school. I can write some good stuff if i really put my mind to it. I do enjoy it actually. Infact its how turbobuick and I first crossed paths, lol. I wish I still had that thread. That was an awesome story. Maybe Ill start posting a friday story every week just to make you assholes laugh alittle heading into the weekend.

[Crazzy_Al]

In all seriousness, have you noticed any BF loss?

[LITTLEMAGS]

^^ In one week? Probably if anything water lose. BF probably not...

[orangejuiced86]

I feel alittle tighter, but Im pretty sure its all mental. I start my cardio stuff again today so Ill let you know the real results in 6 weeks. I hope I got the right stuff though. It doesnt say EXTREME on the bottle. They are blue pills??