View Full Version : So...your diet has you "blocked up."
Crazzy_Al
03-05-2007, 12:02 PM
:lol: :rofl:
Try this 1st thing in the morning...
2 cups of Kashi (brand) Go Lean cereal with 2% milk, and a protien shake made with 12oz of 2% milk, 2 scoops of protien powder, and 4 frozen strawberries.
Within 15 minutes you had better be damn fucking close to a shitter...or you better find a mop!
:lol: :rofl:
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Xx96GTxX
03-05-2007, 02:49 PM
:lol: :rofl:
Try this 1st thing in the morning...
2 cups of Kashi (brand) Go Lean cereal with 2% milk, and a protien shake made with 12oz of 2% milk, 2 scoops of protien powder, and 4 frozen strawberries.
Within 15 minutes you had better be damn fucking close to a shitter...or you better find a mop!
:lol: :rofl:
LMFAOOOO:lol:
Crazzy_Al
03-05-2007, 03:01 PM
LMFAOOOO:lol:
Seriously dude, this morning I was holding off, and holding off, and holding off because I wanted to kiss my wife and daughter before they l;eft and I didn;t want to:
1.) Destroy the bathroom while they were there
2.) Didn't want to be in the shitter and miss out on giving them their daily kiss and hug good bye that I give whether I leave early and they are awake or they leave before me.
The second they left I think I shook my house. And I wasn't "blocked up" to begin with. I was just changing my diet a bit because I am trying to get into my "summer body" starting today.
jsxtreme
03-05-2007, 04:39 PM
I feel like I have a personal connection with Al's digestive system. All the talking we do about it. Kinda like if I ever met it, we would have a good convo, cause I know so much about it.
Xx96GTxX
03-05-2007, 04:52 PM
Seriously dude, this morning I was holding off, and holding off, and holding off because I wanted to kiss my wife and daughter before they l;eft and I didn;t want to:
1.) Destroy the bathroom while they were there
2.) Didn't want to be in the shitter and miss out on giving them their daily kiss and hug good bye that I give whether I leave early and they are awake or they leave before me.
The second they left I think I shook my house. And I wasn't "blocked up" to begin with. I was just changing my diet a bit because I am trying to get into my "summer body" starting today.
I eat the Kashi cereal too, and I like the special K red berries :) mmmm lol they are great. but thats nice of you, wouldent wanna make your daughter throw up b4 school.
Crazzy_Al
03-05-2007, 05:18 PM
:lol: :rofl: