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Psyco Diver 69
02-10-2005, 01:20 PM
What should I wear to match a girl in a hot pink dress? I was thinking kakies with a dark blue polo shirt, I think thats good but I'm just a man I really know nothing about fashion

ReiKo
02-10-2005, 01:21 PM
black pants and dark blue shirt...

Steve Starnes
02-10-2005, 01:22 PM
black pants and dark blue shirt...
I agree with Reiko!!

tirebitten
02-10-2005, 01:27 PM
:w/: black pants

99SVTAddict
02-10-2005, 01:35 PM
Get her naked...problem solved. :D

silverknight
02-10-2005, 02:04 PM
black pants, black shirt, hot pink tie
itll look good
i always like black on black with a splash of color

99SVTAddict
02-10-2005, 02:07 PM
Wow, ask a car question on here and no one replies....

Ask how to dress up and you freaks come out of the wood work :gayfight:

tirebitten
02-10-2005, 02:09 PM
:lol:

BigWheelinBubba
02-10-2005, 02:46 PM
Wheres Al? He's always got some backstreet boy-style fashion advice :D

99SVTAddict
02-10-2005, 02:53 PM
Here ya go :D

ReiKo
02-10-2005, 03:33 PM
Wow, ask a car question on here and no one replies....

Ask how to dress up and you freaks come out of the wood work :gayfight:
Because last thing we want to hear from you is how you bought red/black seats with a blue engine bay! :P

StangRacer
02-10-2005, 03:35 PM
Get her naked...problem solved. :D
Amen to that!!!!!!!!!

99SVTAddict
02-10-2005, 03:38 PM
Shut it Reiko....two different parts of the car completely.

I guess you make sure your panties match your outfit before you go out?? :gayfight: :fu: :D

Crazzy_Al
02-10-2005, 04:08 PM
Wheres Al? He's always got some backstreet boy-style fashion advice :D

Mother fuckin right! Go by some nice black slacks, a nice black shirt, and a pink (NOT HOT PINK!) satin tie...if you can pull it off. What kind of occasion is this?

Strtracer
02-10-2005, 05:18 PM
Mother fuckin right! Go by some nice black slacks, a nice black shirt, and a pink (NOT HOT PINK!) satin tie...if you can pull it off. What kind of occasion is this?


Finally, the girl has spoken. :bounce:

Crazzy_Al
02-10-2005, 05:26 PM
Finally, the girl has spoken. :bounce:

:lol: :rofl: Don't hate me because I have good fashion sense. :cool: :D

Psyco Diver 69
02-10-2005, 09:26 PM
I was thinking black slacks with a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up some with the first couple top buttons undone. Would a white under shirt work or maybe a dark blue under shirt. I would have been better prepared if she let me know last week but I just found out 2 days ago. Also the occasion is a Valintine day dance at her high school

Lisa
02-10-2005, 10:00 PM
:lol: :rofl: Don't hate me because I have good fashion sense. :cool: :D

Al are you what we would call a "metro-sexual?"

Oh, and Paul says "Please don't tell us you have a man purse."

:D :lol: ;)

Lisa
02-10-2005, 10:10 PM
I was thinking black slacks with a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up some with the first couple top buttons undone. Would a white under shirt work or maybe a dark blue under shirt. I would have been better prepared if she let me know last week but I just found out 2 days ago. Also the occasion is a Valintine day dance at her high school

Guys used to wear suits for Valentine's dances at school...guess all that changed?

Anyways, if your thinking something like you described and since you're unprepared.... I'd suggest the black pair of slacks and the white dress shirt you have (long sleeve...no undershirt). Just find a darker colored tie (like blue or something manly) w/ just a little bit of pink in it. I would suggest the sleeves not rolled up and the buttons not undone untill late in the evening.

Trust me...women love dress shirts & ties!!! :)

357windsor
02-11-2005, 07:10 AM
I was thinking black slacks with a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up some with the first couple top buttons undone. Would a white under shirt work or maybe a dark blue under shirt. I would have been better prepared if she let me know last week but I just found out 2 days ago. Also the occasion is a Valintine day dance at her high school

I remember high school! Was it really that long ago!!!!???? :(

cobrafreak01
02-11-2005, 07:57 AM
Get her naked...problem solved. :D
HAHAH good one

LodderD
02-11-2005, 09:48 AM
Get her naked...problem solved. :D

Gutter-brain :naughty:

doogz
02-11-2005, 10:58 AM
I'd take Lisa's advice on this one. Plain white, light blue, black dress shirt with black dress pants. Make sure you wear black socks and semi-dressy or just clean black shoes (NOT TENNIS SHOES). Keep it clean and simple, you'll match her fine.

If it were me, i'd wear black slacks, a black suit, and a white dress shirt. I hate ties.

Crazzy_Al
02-11-2005, 01:37 PM
Al are you what we would call a "metro-sexual?"

Oh, and Paul says "Please don't tell us you have a man purse."

:D :lol: ;)

Funny story about man purses...

When I was working at Nordstrom, a high roller came to me for some advice and help on basically outfitting his entire new wardrobe. So, after a few hours, and about $23,000 in new clothing, he says to me, "Would you recommend to me a nice TUMI clutch?" I replied with, "you mean man purse right?" He says, "well, if that's what you want to call it," and he chuckles. (Keep in mind we've been working with each other for a few hours now and we're cool) So I say back, "yes, that's the nice term us straight men use to descibe an item like that...are you gay? If so, then NO, you should not get one, because everyone will know that you're gay, and you don't want to just put that out there. If you're straight, then I'd have to say HELL NO! Again, everyone will THINK you're gay, and that will bring on all kids of new problems." :lol: He laughed his ass off and said, "well, thanks for being honest, and doing it in a funny manner. You could have upped your sale a few hundred more, but instead you looked out for the client...I like that"

So, he rang up his order, paid with a check, and gave me $1000.00 in cash for taking care of him. He did about another $60,000.00 in business with me over the next 8 months before Ileft there. He always tipped me a few hundred too. Nice guy, and he almost always has a VERY nice piece of ass on his arm. :cheers:

99SVTAddict
02-11-2005, 01:45 PM
Nice guy, and he almost always has a VERY nice piece of ass on his arm.

Ya, and her name was AL. :D :P

Crazzy_Al
02-11-2005, 01:47 PM
Ya, and her name was AL. :D :P

What an asshole. :rofl: :lol:

Lisa
02-11-2005, 02:03 PM
Al - I bet all the guys hit on you... :D

...everytime I go in there (or Saks too especially) to buy something in the mens section...the gaydar is going off big time. :gayfight: :lol:

BigWheelinBubba
02-11-2005, 02:18 PM
Al - I bet all the guys hit on you... :D

...everytime I go in there (or Saks too especially) to buy something in the mens section...the gaydar is going off big time. :gayfight: :lol:
He sure does hit on guys a lot :gayfight:

Crazzy_Al
02-11-2005, 02:50 PM
Al - I bet all the guys hit on you... :D

...everytime I go in there (or Saks too especially) to buy something in the mens section...the gaydar is going off big time. :gayfight: :lol:

Actually...I did get hit on by the fags there...A LOT!!! But I pulled a great deal of hot FEMALE ass while I worked there. I finally left that place because I couldn't stand all the homos that were hitting on me...seriously. Women think straight men are pigs...pfft...fags are even worse!

Fag I worked with...really nice guy, but hey...he smoked the pole: "Oh Alberto, we're haveing a pool party at my place on Saturday...would you like to attend? HEHEHE" :gayfight:

Me: "Ummmm, yeah, I'll go. That way you and your gay friends could start feeding me mixed drinks with some crazy shit slipped in them and try to take advantage of me while I'm unconscience. As appealing as my ass having things shoved into it sounds, I'm going to have to pass"

Fag again: "HEHEHEHE :gayfight: Alberto, you're so funny...we wouldn't do that...not till later in the night of course. We'll see if we can't turn that fine ass straight man gay. After all, who knows how to give a guy head better than another guy? HEHEHE :gayfight: But seriously...are you coming?"

Me: "Mike, never say 'are you' and 'coming' to me in the same sentence again. And I never want you to say anything about 'giving guys head' again. NO, I'm not going. Fuck...go jerk off by the Calvin Klien underwear would you?"



Oh, and if you gys think that I am even remotely joking...I'M NOT! I still shop there and few of those MOs still work there...including the last one I just talked about.