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02-04-2005, 11:36 PM
So a few years back I took a month off work and drove from Tampa to San Francisco. My friend was moving their for a promotion. Our first stop was New Orleans! We had spent all night checking out the bars and clubs and some great live music. SO about four a.m we were ready to head back to the hotel. On the way we pass an open all night strip club. So in we go, my friend was ripped and I do not drink at all. Down there you don't walk up and tip, they dance then walk over to get paid after the song is over. the woman on stage at the moment had no business being naked in a dark room let alone a stage with a pole. So I tell my friend "lets sit at the bar". I wander off to the bathroom and along the way the women get uglyier an uglyier, and the more I look, the more they look like men!! So I get back to the bar and tell my boy "hey, most of these hogs are men, lets get out of here!" He wants to finish his drink first. Seeing how it is not super busy in the place the dancers start to circle looking to make some cash. Now I would never ever hit a woman, but I'd bust a trannys jaw if I had too. I am really ready to go now, and my drunk friend ordered another drink. I am not staying any longer and I let him know I'll wait outside for him. So I get outside and I ask the doorguy "why would you not tell people that most of them are dudes?" He looks at me and says "I don't know what you are talking about!" I reply "so you had no idea your working in a club fulll of beat up crack hoes and dudes in drag?" " I had no idea!" So I get a lil closer and tell him "You should let people know next time, it might save you from an ass beating!" If I had not had so much fun the rest of the night I may have punched him. So as I turn to head across the street to the hotel I see about five valet parking dudes in the hotel garage laughing their asses off!! I am guessing that was not the first time they have seen people leaving the place upset. Man that was a fun trip, New Orelans was a blast! As god is my witness, I will will never return to the shithole state of texas!!! It was 875 miles of torture across the I-10.