Racingqtrsstang
02-22-2006, 10:19 PM
Good Morning!!
>
>Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
>He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
>
>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
>strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
>
>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the >guy,
>"What would you like to discuss?"
>
>"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
>
>"OK," says the blonde.
>"That could be an interesting topic.
>But let me ask you a question first.
>A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass.
>Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,
>and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
>Why do you suppose that is?"
>
>The guy is dumbfounded.
>Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
>
>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
:lol:
>
>Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
>He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
>
>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
>strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
>
>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the >guy,
>"What would you like to discuss?"
>
>"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
>
>"OK," says the blonde.
>"That could be an interesting topic.
>But let me ask you a question first.
>A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass.
>Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,
>and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
>Why do you suppose that is?"
>
>The guy is dumbfounded.
>Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
>
>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
:lol: