I just got crop dusted...

[Crazzy_Al]

For those who don't know:

"Crop Dusting" is when someone farts in a "cube farm" environment and walks around in an attempt to dilute the stench.

Anyways, I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own and waiting for a call to come in, when I noticed a horrible funk in the air. I stand up and asked the person in the desk behind me, and the guy stitting accross the aisle if they busted ass. They denied the accusation and said that they noticed the aroma just prior to my asking about it. :lol:

They informed me that while I was focused on my work, a certain someone in our office walked by at rapid clip without actually having a destination in mind. That person tried to make it look like they were going to one of the printers, but then kept walking.

I've been the victim of a walk-by farting.

Sneaky fucker. :lol:

[svt02]

lol reading this just made my day. That is some funny shit.


I will not deny it, but i have done something close to that. I use to have a small personal fan under my desk, blowing cool air cause sometimes it would be hot in the office. Well because the fan was pointed at a upward angle, i always just let the gases flow. And with the wonderful help of the fan i never had to endure my own stinky aroma. Instead it would blow/spread it around the office away from my desk. The sulfur smelling ones were always the worse, cause the fan would never dilute the smell, instead it just spread the smell around at full force. :evil:

[ToolBox]

I sympathize with you.. Cubicle life sucks.

[357windsor]

I sympathize with you.. Cubicle life sucks.

:lol:

[99TransAmWs6]

yea right..it was probably you..

[Crazzy_Al]

:lol: @ Chuck and Steve. :lol:

[Strtracer]

Time for some Fart in a Can retaliation

[Crazzy_Al]

Time for some Fart in a Can retaliation

Has anyone ever tried that to see if it really works? :lol:

[s2gotz]

Has anyone ever tried that to see if it really works? :lol:
yes and yes it does...:naughty:

[Crazzy_Al]

yes and yes it does...:naughty:

Figures you'd know. :lol:

[lab1702]

I just read this thread again and it still makes me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cubicle workplace can be so much fun :D

[Racingqtrsstang]

At my work you don't get crop dusted you just straight up get the noise and smell from those guys

[Strtracer]

At my work you don't get crop dusted you just straight up get the noise and smell from those guys

Regular Miller beer and Whiteys onion chips make for great retaliation, Ive personnally gagged a dog with that combination

[StangRacer]

At my work you don't get crop dusted you just straight up get the noise and smell from those guys
Hell just walk by one in particular (without him farting) and it'll make you gag.

[Racingqtrsstang]

Hell just walk by one in particular (without him farting) and it'll make you gag.

Just the look of him well make you gag

[BigWheelinBubba]

Just the look of him well make you gag

Don't talk about Dennis like that :rolleyes:

:D

[StangRacer]

Don't talk about Dennis like that :rolleyes:

:D
:fu:

[BigWheelinBubba]

:fu:

:D :lol:

[StangRacer]

And I thought we were friends.......... :D